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  • the disaster it would have been to have a garden covered in shit.

    The grass would grow like you wouldn't believe next year.

  • When I was about twelve, we had a blockage between the house and our septic tank at the bottom of the garden. My dad and I went to inspect the tank, he leant it to get a good look at the inlet whilst I shone a torch on it, and his glasses fell off his nose/ears and dropped into the tank.

    Guess who got the job of being lowered into it to retrieve them?

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