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  • Did he try to sneeze with his eyes open? Is that how he lost his eye? I heard in the playground if you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs will pop out.

  • He unscrewed his belly button and his bottom fell off.

    In reality he was walking behind someone down a country path, they bent a branch out of the way to get past and when they let go it whipped back. Oof.

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