Did he try to sneeze with his eyes open? Is that how he lost his eye? I heard in the playground if you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs will pop out.
He unscrewed his belly button and his bottom fell off.
In reality he was walking behind someone down a country path, they bent a branch out of the way to get past and when they let go it whipped back. Oof.
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Did he try to sneeze with his eyes open? Is that how he lost his eye? I heard in the playground if you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs will pop out.