Every day is a school day...

Today I learned... That the number of people suffering from allergies have increased threefold in the last 20 years.

wow that's a stat that's not to be sneezed at...

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Eating less than an hour before swimming does not increase the risk of experiencing muscle cramps or drowning.

Sheep can eat and metabolise TNT, something seriously toxic to human and other animals

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Today I learned... That the number of people suffering from allergies have increased threefold in the last 20 years.

I nearly killed my mate (twice), for giving him food containing nuts.
He found out he was allergic the 1st time I gave them to him (he's 26, and swears he had all sorts of nuts his whole live!)*
Believe it or not he had never had peanuts before, saying they didn't look tasty.
Found out the hard way he really didn't like peanuts.

*Shit sounds funny

why did you do it to him a second time?

I forgot it happened the 1st time.

lol :D

Today we learned how to merge

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Today I learnt that;
Not all pillowcases are handed. I bought a duvet set with a cover and two pillowcases. It’s got a pattern on it. I washed them and put them on the bed. There are 2 left hand cases. Ie the opening is on the right hand side. So I took them back. The people in the shop thought I was taking the piss. How have I got to 52 and never come across the fact that not all pillowcases are handed? What bullshit is this? They wouldn’t refund me either as I’d washed them FFS!

It's ambiguous , for where the case openings are ,, pattern the right way sure and opening on the outerside... ? Forget them having a back
No I'm failing - you're lucky it's not today I learnt that jl security will have you waiting in police custody for seven hours

We have wasted too much time on climate change, Ukraine and Palestine. Finally, a question on which we, the public, should demand answers.

Do you mean ambivalent?

Isn't that the ability to wank with either hand?

I feel like a philistine, what is a handed pillowcase and does polite society dictate which side they open on, i.e. knives and forks! should the openings be matching on the inside or the outside?

No, it is cheating on your right hand with your left....

Never known or cared. As long as it is clean and not white...as I had a Turin shroud moment after spending a day removing the undercoating on the bottom of a car, showering when tired and going to bed. While still being covered in sticky god knows what.

I know that IKEA had weird sized pillow cases,

We’ll be on whether toilet rolls should be forehand or backhand next

Left handed pillowcase?
Can you pop down to the hardware store and get me a right handed screwdriver and a long weight.

Certainly, as soon as I've found the tartan paint.

I completely forgot that wanking with either hand is 'ambidickstrous'.