Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

That's like every scaffolding company, I swear they only get into it so they can put a pun about erections on their vans

Sums up my world view perfectly.

There was a diamond drilling van i used to see on my commute, always around Clapham Common, that said "your hole is our goal".

I wonder what this firm does?

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Takes hits on sensimilla bongs?

Reminds me of this sign in a Norwegian parking garage.

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There is a van near me owned by 'James Brown Plastering: Putting The Soul Back into Properties'.

I am so tempted to tell him it should be 'I Fiiiiilll Good'.

I'm sure that I've mentioned the company called Bigger Stickers, who's business is printing and cutting self adhesive vinyl.

Saw one of these vans in Kentish Town once. I daren't think what their production process is like.

This classic

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I’ve seen a Wasteman skip in Kentish Town before. Naturally, sent it to the group WhatsApp and exclaimed that I didn’t realise one of the lads had his own business.

Solely to cement my position as Banter Claus.

Seen these lads round easts on plenty of occasions.

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This novelty slogan idea didn’t work out well for the concrete company Jim’ll’Mix It

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They got bought out by Concrete Singh around the time the nonce got found out. Dodged a bullet there.

What's with all these pixels?

On the subject of those Rat Boards, I would urge you not to use.

"Manufacturers of glue boards don’t claim that they provide a quick death. In fact, they generally suggest that boards be thrown in the trash with live animals still stuck to the surface. As a result, animals continue to suffer, starved, exhausted and terrified for up to five days.

While animals are stuck on glue boards, they cry out loudly in pain and have been known to bite through their limbs attempting to free themselves. Even if found and rescued, these animals might not survive the intense stress, injuries or effects of the glue."

I was sold them once as a humane alternative to traps, the results were as described above. Horrible stuff.

PSB over. And now back the memes...

I was gonna chop in the glue boards to the top pic but CBA

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There used to be a florist in Sittingbourne called Back To The Fuschia.
Delivery van sign written in the style of the cinema poster advertising the film.

That's some confusing branding

They tried turning it into a chain of shops, but gave up after Back To The Fuschia Tree.

There were widespread crop failures, and they just couldn't get the stock. Viable blooms were so sparse, flower pickers were driving 88 miles per flower.

They’re not my rat boards I should add, saw them at a friend’s place yesterday. They’ve got their first newborn in the house and are very much at the neurotic stage of kill anything that’s a threat to my baby. I did not offer them my thoughts on the humanity of their solution

Back To The Fuschia

nice one