Epic fail

Best cut them in half and use a spoon to scoop out the 'flesh' with the large seeds in each cell.

That's what I did, holding them in my left hand. I read you are supposed to burn the thorns off first.

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Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear try to use the claw.

Extra pores in poor paws

Doobydo

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The label part did for me:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/sep/06/cat-makes-surprise-return-home-four-days-after-cremation

@lynx was cat sitting again?

The Telegraph basically copying a New York Times article but not quite understanding the context, where the NYT article saying the Harris team had gone into full Lee Strasberg mode. Lee Strasberg died in 1982.

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Shit AI or shit journalism?

Obviously shit journalism either way

Epic win for this though:

When she later went to collect the ashes, she saw the urn had been labelled “Not Dead Ted”

For sure, that bit is brilliant.

Poor lad, 'for parts or not working', after only a week back at school, he's now up for sale as an outdoor sofa.

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There are sex tapes, and then there are sex tapes

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAfoqU5ukEc/

Poor Haley, I can't stop watching.

She must have been knocked out cold?! Fucking hell

The scene;
Liz and I have ridden into town to get some stuff and grab a coffee. Liz is in JL picking up said stuff. I’m stood in the queue for coffee.
The bikes are lent against each other about 30m from me. They are not locked.
A young lady walks past the bikes, giving them a hard look over. She then does a look around and stops to check her phone. She then slowly walks back to the bikes, scanning the area. I’m watching her as is half the soon to be coffee drinkers by now.
She grabs Liz’s bike a Gazelle Miss Grace and goes to casually walk off. My bike Cooker SS falls over and smacks her in the leg, she falls over. The queue cheers, she gets up and runs. I shake my head. I was hoping the entertainment would be enough to get a free coffee, it wasn’t.
Roll credits.
TWAT

So thieves aren't all men ;)

#notallmen

How heavy is your bike that it knocks over a person?

I’m sure some tall men are thieves

Obviously she plays football… “trips her over” would have been a better description tbh, but not as dramatic.

I just watched again. I flinch every time.

That moment when you take a sip from your Air Up bottle and think "They don't make stilton pods!" I need to properly wash out my water bottle more often.