Epic win

Don’t know if the “inventor” moniker holds as I’ve seen versions of almost all those things before.

It's a Chinese video.

Yes, I know.

So I think the bar is a bit lower

Which is why my caveat was directed @Drakien

Took three hours, but I wrested my old man's Facebook account back out of the hands of Nigerian scammers (at one point I could see where three other logins were). Time for bed. Hopefully I won't be too rooted tomorrow to continue celebrating my birthday...

Hm, was only a few birthdays ago I found myself lending his little brother a couple of grand

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Hah!

He may not be on here, but spiritually he is.

Lovely, that

These guys offered me the 80k after speaking to my referees, then flew me across the country for a week for an induction, all expenses paid. HR dude loves a yarn and bought me a copy of some book I made him think of during a chat. Pretty sweet

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Nice, congratulations.

Cheers! But stiffed on the job title; I'm more of a warehouse manager / TA. Might have a word to the HR bloke about that; no doubt I can find some linkage regarding the ROI of a good title...

New job title = extra $10k

Fuller adoption story here:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-56409764
The children's book about their story
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Subway_Baby

Yes, not only is it dusty, I seem to be tasting quite a lot of salt

Somebody at Salesforce thought it was smart (and safe) to invite John Mulaney to do the corporate gig at their Dreamforce AI conference. Well, it wasn't.

Epic fail by them, epic win for humanity.

Some of the vaguest language ever devised has been used here in the last three days. The fact that there are 45,000 ‘trailblazers’ here couldn’t devalue the title any more.

The final para of the article is perfect.

Mulaney then shared an anecdote about how he and his son, who is nearly 3, like to play baseball in their front yard.
“We’re just two guys hitting Wiffle balls badly and yelling ‘Good job’ at each other,” he said. “It’s sort of the same energy here at Dreamforce.”

r/accidentalpartridge

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-TcgY0OmWa/

An even worse way of reading a book than a dodgy pdf print out on A4 sheets

It annoys me that it’s still in pages split up with the little images.

Also they put the sticker on upside down.

I just invented something wonderful.

Dipped Kingston biscuits in Irish Cream, OMFG

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

They said I was a madman

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They said I was a madman

Well, it does look as if you dropped a monkey brain into your tea.

along comes Batt to cuss your handiwork…