I hate

if I need to drill pilot holes

I have never regretted drilling pilot holes.

Except when I made them a tad too big that one time

Me neither, love someone well travelled in a uniform.

Now that's a snappy reply

Hahahaha

Genuine LOL

Back in my day they'd do it with a good thrashing.
Not sure the outcome for that particular boy would improve, but everyone else's would.

Just had some cunts still lit firework land on our wooden decking right next to our summerhouse.

Luckily i saw it and was able to douse it before it either burnt our dogs face when we let him out for his next piss or burnt our fucking summerhouse down but ooooh look at the pwetty lights.

Fucking twats

Fireworks are so shit in general. I really hope they get banned from sale to the general public and restricted to authorised events. If it was up to me I wouldn't even allow that, but limit it to drone shows, which at least don't scare wildlife.

Fireworks are for basic cunts. I can’t sugarcoat it, I’m afraid.

The drone show followed by fireworks at Shambala on acid this year was really something special.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_I8iPzM-8P/
Not my video, my attention was very much on the heavens.

Acetic or citric?

I love fireworks, and they are great to make at home too.

Lactic.

I can’t sugarcoat it, I’m afraid.

This is your mistake; you're supposed to mix it with the fertilizer. Carefully.

See also nobheads (who don’t have kids) effectively littering with this cheap plastic shit a full four weeks before the made-up event they’re ‘celebrating’.

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This looks incredible

It was so good. It's usually the closing ceremony but due to weather it was a mid festival, Saturday night extravaganza. First time with drones, the year before had a couple of sexy, shiny skin suited trapeze artists flying around stupidly high up in the air, followed by beautiful, evil fireworks.

Ah fireworks...the never ending argument creator.

Every November it comes down to a scrap between people who feel entitled to have dogs, and people who feel entitled to have fireworks.

The joys

It would be great if they were silent, compostable and spread wildflower seeds.

Drone display looks so cool. Need to get myself to one of those this year....

Fireworks;
We have a dog, she couldn’t be more chilled about them if she tried. Yet I fucking HATE! them with a vengeance. If I wanted the sound of explosions I’d watch the news.

You're talking about dogs, right?

made-up event

Most events are made up to some extent.

I witnessed this
https://youtu.be/h3pCvTGLXr4?si=OGt9Rg7UaohI_Oz1

Albeit from 1/4 mile away where it was scary, jaw dropping viewing.
Totally gobsmacked that people would be so thick as to stand within a stones throw
given that it’s very obvious from early on that upward trajectories were not guaranteed.
Yeah, public sale of these things needs to stop.

Fucking Wahoos chirping away at fucking everything and anything. Cunts.

Yeah I dunno why people don't turn that noise off.