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As a father of a five month old, I keep wondering how the hell our species ever made it.
He's gonna be roughly this useless and annoying for years! Good thing his smile is so cute, but even so.
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I keep wondering how the hell our species ever made it.
This was probably my most used phrase this year with Child 1.
Utterly vulnerable, no self-preservation or even sense of self, annoying af except to most of their social circle and a few atuned strangers. It’s no wonder infant and child mortality were so shockingly high throughout most of human existence.
On the flip side, existentially, it’s really driven home that even the cuntiest of cunts, at some point in their lives, had one or more people who cared about them, at the very least enough to keep them alive. Literally not one of us survives without another’s care.
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He's gonna be roughly this useless and annoying for years!
He's gonna get way more fucking annoying.
Muc-ed-off
Gewürzt
Just most of the ones that are near to me at any point in time, since forever.