I hate

You might as well just hate this place. It breeds both. Has been for, oh, 17 years.

Whoever keeps giving Owen Wilson roles that indulge him at his worst. 9 times out of ten, he turns into "Mr Most Punchable face, reigning champion", but every so often he's suddenly smart, interesting and very watchable. That's some trolling.

The only film I can tolerate Owen Wilson in is the Royal Tenenbaums, because the character matches him.

And yet you've only been here for 14 years.

Hate the players not the game.

I wasn't grateful for being made to sit through Darjeeling Limited, of which the same could be said but there's just so much of him in that mode. Thought was prompted by watching Loki recently, where it's almost like somebody else in an Owen Wilson suit.

News about bands/artists going on tour. Why are we surprised that popular artists have lots of people who want to see them live. That's why they are fucking popular

Is that not just promotion?

Yeah it is. And I get it from the labels perspective... but surely the BBC has more interesting stuff to cover...

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more interesting

Than Kylie? I think not, my friend.

Product supplied screws that are made of cheese.

Also my inability to select the correct sized plugs maybe? Although the supplied plugs (wood only) were for 5mm hole so 6mm masonry plug felt a reasonable swap, and the first one worked fine. Diy thread >>>>>>

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I trying to change and be less cunt.

And I'm trying to grow my hair back, we both face an uphill struggle!

Never use the screws!

But yeah it's fucking annoying.

I know we've had this many times, but chip cooking times. How have they not been fined by the advertising watchdog?

I'm still grumpy from last night's dinner. 25m chips + 25m pie. I knew they were lying so gave the chips a 5m head start and put them on the top shelf. Yet once the pie was out still they needed the heat cranked to 250° and another 7m to be the right side of acceptable.

It's fucking bullshit.

Never use the screws!

I know but never learn.

chip cooking times.

Fortunately a round trip to the chippy here is quicker (& likely cheaper all steps factored in). Could that be an option for you?

I do sometimes do this. But unfortunately I was solo parenting.

Quick trip to Turkey and do a Tate claiming you have your hair and are an alfa male by buying several Alfa's.

This is why people buy air fryers.

I particularly enjoy when you start screwing them in and the head mashes before it is tight and then it mashes the other way as you try and remove it.

We all are mate, we all are

Pet hate, along with screw driver set that don't include all 4 plus shaped screwdrivers.

@aggi There is a layer in hell for QC that allows that.

I'm actually trying to sharpen my cuntiness, it's a tough world out there. 🙃

The supplied screw that had gone in successfully needed backing out a touch to slide the bracket over. The result.

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Current status:

https://youtu.be/_n77eoOfRPE

10 minute task is now 3hrs and counting.

I know exactly how you are feeling right now...

Have you attacked it with a hammer yet....