• imagine getting angry on the internet with a stranger who doesn’t like the bodge you like

    Imagine being such a douche you pop into a totally cool thread to uncool it up with disingenuous point-scoring doucheyness.

  • I'm sorry that you're sad that I don't like your hacky use of baking paper and hobby glue to fix a bike, truly

    / gazes at a point fifty metres past your eyes

    Couldn't give a fuck what you don't like, since I take you for a prick.