Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

It’s visually challenging in a way that I’d struggle to say is positive

Soundtrack for it:
https://youtu.be/Xu3FTEmN-eg?si=FFh_AaZkiDBJy-qm

We used to finish work in the insurance market early every Friday

This joint needs a “ooohh matron” thread

In some cultures it's a thing to do a shit in public as a sign of disrespect, none of those cultures are British.

other things to spend money on

They're saving me 5 million a year by being a tax deductable in the Bahamas

i still feel like a bourgeois Jay Gatsby type

I'm really enjoying having no debt right now and just building up nice savings for a couple of projects on the house

I have ... an olive grove producing oil in my home village on the south coast.

Overheard at the Guardian reading, Tofu eating, Yoghurt weaving, Vegan Deli Counter >>>

FYI I don’t own the olive grove.
(just looked and they aren’t producing oil)

ordinary people

As the token Lufguss Spectator subscriber

5 years ago I was met

An ex of mine used to run a women's refuge in Nairobi

a cheap. 2nd mclaren

A chef's kiss off a comment. Masterful.

I'm looking forward to an evening of modernist architecture

More Grauniad artisanal yoghurt weaving than 19th hole, IMVHO.

Absolute gold mine

As we both travel quite a bit we have lounge status

focus on making money, money, money

You left this out:

And no need to take responsibility for any shortcuts or failures. It's perfect

had a feeling that would get me status in this lounge too