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  • I tried Zoo-Poo (Lion's shit) on my lawn to find that it is a) mostly ineffective, and b) replacing one sort of shit with another .
    Whereupon I took it upon myself to chuck my piss over my lawn.
    Never looked back.

  • Have a wazz on the gap in the hedge where I think they are coming through. Don’t know if it helps, but I like to think of them having to crawl through my stinky piss

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