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The increasing popularity of SUVs and trucks on UK roads is a public health hazard in the making. Per annum, the US has double the number of road deaths vs. other developed countries, and thousands more serious injuries from vehicle accidents. Guess what the #1 contributor is? Hint: for every 1 person they ‘save’ in a crash, they kill 12.
Muc-ed-off
Spreading:
Ok you have your SUV your dog on an extended leash at full stretch, it’s raining so of course you are carrying a pub parasol around as an umbrella and are standing at a choke point on the footpath. But where to go from there? Add few kg and chub up a bit? Wear the dryrobe? Get some shoes that have a far bigger footprint than your actual shoe size? Bigger phone? Shout? These are all marginal gains..what about a fucking Zorb ball?
All this space is yours for the taking, populated by savages awaiting your colonial land grab