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Ok you have your SUV your dog on an extended leash at full stretch, it’s raining so of course you are carrying a pub parasol around as an umbrella and are standing at a choke point on the footpath. But where to go from there? Add few kg and chub up a bit? Wear the dryrobe? Get some shoes that have a far bigger footprint than your actual shoe size? Bigger phone? Shout? These are all marginal gains..what about a fucking Zorb ball?
All this space is yours for the taking, populated by savages awaiting your colonial land grab