Most of us can land on our faces without outside help, landing in the faeces can also be achieved.
If it has to be, hopefully Small Faeces, much preferred.
I dunno, small ones are usually disproportionately stinky (eg fox) whereas large ones are quite mild (eg cow). If we're talking same stinkiness then sure, go for small.
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Most of us can land on our faces without outside help, landing in the faeces can also be achieved.