• This is why I sometimes despair of LFGSS. You lot have no idea of how long it takes to apply link-by-link faux rust to a primary propulsion unit whilst retaining the diamond drive internals. A team of dedicated ex-barristas, estate agents and management consultants have given up their entire careers to fulfil this dream. At least show some respect for their tears of anguish. I shall certainly be buying this underpriced masterpiece.

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