Does anyone know anything about gardening?

Yeah exactly. They took a million years to arrive so did very little other than die back once planted. I think it is about growing them from seed, as you're meant to do that in autumn. They're small and relatively expensive, so maybe that's what was in my head.

I'm trying to get better at diarising garden tasks after successive years of remembering in April that I'd meant to plant Rhubarb. But clearly I need to also add a link or some context for less obvious things.