Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

The armchair yacht designers do.

But I’m PAYING for the space outside MY house

subject of an arrest warrant from Poland for a fraud that took place in the early 2000s in the USA

See you at the 19th hole to celebrate

He’d need to be more charming than David Niven

They don't get as much play on my Spotify as UK Drill and centre-left podcasts

They know nothing about fashion. They think a polo shirt is formal wear, because it has buttons.

After a hectic couple of weeks on hols and busy with the kids it was nice to have some time to give the car a wash and get out for a spin.

I was in Florida for a week and Puerto Rico for a week

think i'm going to invest privately

2 x Tickets for Oasis

heading out on a friends ketch today

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Nice boat! Looks big

what the hell is this? who watches cormorants, let alone pays ££££ to go somewhere to watch them? Is a plurality of cormorants the author’s definition of ‘nature filled’, what even is that? It’s the kind of lying where there are some truths thrown in to make the lie plausible- as newspaper copy.
edit. it would be out of order but there’s some good material over in the end of a relationship thread rn

Not a ketch though is it?

32’

That’s what the owner says it is, masts and stuff on top, water underneath.

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Ha! Not very big. Still nice though. Wooden hull and canoe stern, any idea on the builder/history?

Ha! Not very big.

looks a bit like a Colin Archer.

Built in the US in the early 80’s, beyond that I don’t have anything I’m afraid.

I can reveal that it's very pleasant bobbing around in it, and that I have become expert at feeding prawns to fish by putting the prawn on a hook, dangling it over the side, and allowing the fish to eat said prawn before I bring the hook back up for inspection.

Ah - there is the second mast. Looks fun.

Is that thing in the back totally galvanised plated?! What a monstrosity.

It looks like an aquatic dodgy takeaway counter.