Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I respect this is a new business and wish the builder all the success, but the whole bike is the definition of anti for me. Aside from the stem and stacker combo, there's like at least 3 different themes going on there. The red accents, the white accents, the clouds and feather stuff, colours that (to my eye) don't blend well, cute quote, all applied to expensive components but making them look cheap. On a retro build. Plus that bottle cage.

I know it's a show bike but the thing looks like a decorated truck, just missing some horn ok please at the back. Anyway, personal taste, hope they sell it, make more bikes, be happy.