I hate

But how many other burgers do you remember from 30 years ago?

As much as I hate them I’d rather see some middle class food blogger ‘geezer’ shove a four story burger into his mouth and dribble the sauce all over his beardy chin than have to watch an etiquette coach teach me how to properly cut and eat a burger.

https://youtu.be/P_QoS4a3H7U

Big bins in bike parking spaces.

Although, Big Bins are Beautiful... #SecretMika

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This has reminded me how much I hate the thing on Instagram (and probably TikTok) where people make food and then eat it staring straight into the camera, reacting like it’s the first food they’ve eaten since coming out of prison.

I mean.. look at that perfect fit though

Smashed taco burgers tho'! 🤤

Hopefully it will be the last food they eat before going into prison. Minimum 1 year sentence for offending against the Law of Good Taste.

One of the most objectionable pricks going. Got bristly when people called him out for liking Farage’s posts.

In fact, I hate English men wearing fucking baseball caps. Sign of a cunt 80% of the time. Lots of people will disagree but it’s true.

I disagree, only because your percentage is too low.

However, anyone who eats a burger with a knife and fork needs help.

I ate a burger with a knife and fork last Saturday evening, because it seemed that sort of establishment.

I quite enjoyed it, and I felt posh.

Send help.

Sometimes I like a big burger that has been cut in two halves as it makes it easier to eat.

Cycling caps?

Oasis reforming! And all the lionisation of the indie era they came from that comes with it. FML!

100% agree. It's all utter shite.

If they reform I'm gonna be there, I don't care about the ethics!

I wear one regularly. I mean the fucking stupid American branded snap back style.

My skin crawls at the thought of the old Adidads with their Weller haircuts.

I was anti Englishmen in baseball caps until the Libertines sang:

“ There's fewer more distressing sights than that Of an Englishman in
a baseball cap”

And so I bought a baseball cap

The fucking tupperware shelf.

Fuck my life! It's a hateful experience. Can't find a lid to fit a base,. everything falls everywhere and it's always when you're in a hurry.

Preach.

Is a 5 panel canvas cap acceptable? I'm only half English btw.

If I can avoid eating with my hands, I will. I hate having greasy fingers or hands even when working on a car, bike etc. I don't like gloves to work in so always have a rag to clean my mitts. I even eat chicken drumsticks with a knife and fork and unshelled prawns can go fuck themselves.

I use 2 forks when working on chicken, I especially hate that grease on my hands.

The fucking tupperware shelf.

My missus insists on having so much of the stuff that finding one of the handful of ways it can all fit in the drawer is like some sort of fucken brainteaser.

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My suggestion: Marie Kondo that shit and cull the lot.

Steps to a happy-making Tupperware drawer:

1. Identify the 3 or 4 sizes and shapes that you use the most;
   
2. Separate the rest;
   
3. Confirm if there’s a use case that your original 3 or 4 types absolutely cannot be used for;
   
4. If yes to above, check again and be ruthless, and keep any truly exceptional and necessary containers. If no to above, put the remaining containers in a bag and take them to a charity shop ASAP;
   
5. Only ever buy replacement containers that match your existing ones. Toss out/recycle disposable containers ASAP;
   
6. If you absolutely need some disposable containers, keep it to 3-5 maximum.