I hate those burgers and the fucking backward baseball cap cro-magnon dickheads two-fisting a burger taller than their face into their gob with ooze dripping down their forearms and off their chin. Then they complete the bite and chew with so much food in their gob their face bulges out like a fucking chimp.
I hate those burgers and the fucking backward baseball cap cro-magnon dickheads two-fisting a burger taller than their face into their gob with ooze dripping down their forearms and off their chin. Then they complete the bite and chew with so much food in their gob their face bulges out like a fucking chimp.
Knife, fork, plate.