Your favourite lyrics?

HMHB are a goldmine!

He got a Boardman bike on the Cycle To Work scheme, discovered he really enjoyed it. Started watching the Tour de France highlights on ITV4, worshipped at the altar of Wiggo and Froome-dog. Goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit…

Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin’ hedge cut
Get your hedge cut
Get you fuckin’ hedge cut
Stop analysing Strava
And cut your hedge

It’s A Wonderful Life. It’s a wonderful film, but the more I watch it the more I want Potter to succeed. Not least when that lot up the road come out into the street every New Year’s Eve, drunk on Ptolemy’s hock, hugging each other and going “Hee-haw, hee-haw”…

Every time a bell rings
I hate you some more

I love that song.

Lord, I'm trying the best i can
I’ve asked everybody in Khazakhstan
But I still don't understand
Bob Wilson, anchorman

I've been to Kent, Gwent, Senegal
I've even been to look for Jim Rosenthal
Found him on his knees at the wailing wall crying
"Bob Wilson, anchorman”

The blimholes in my shellsuit
Joined into an absolute
And fell apart one day

They stitched me up in Everton
Then they took me to a surgeon
Lost on penalties

Do dah do do do do do do, dah do dah do Mario Man

*later in the song

Struggling in the vortex, with my jacket made of Gore-Tex..... it fits wonderfully...

Mario Man - Super Furry Animals

(God I love the first three albums)

There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

National Shite Day - HMHB

Those GY!BE lot sure know how to write a toe tapper.

Up in the hills above Bradford
Outside the Napalm factory
(They're floating above us)
Ghosts of American astronauts
Glow in the headlight's beam

The Mekons - Ghosts of American Astronauts

The whole of Tangled Up in Blue.

Which version?

Lotta water under the bridge, lotta other stuff too
Don't get up gentlemen, I'm only passing through
People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

My friends won’t let me forget the time that Nigel Blackwell came for cyclists. To be fair, he did not miss:

He got a Boardman bike on the Cycle To Work scheme,
discovered he really enjoyed it.
Started watching the Tour de France highlights on ITV4,
worshipped at the altar of Wiggo and
Froome-dog. Goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit...
Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin' hedge cut
Get your hedge cut
Get you fuckin' hedge cut
Stop analysing Strava
And cut your hedge

The Burning Hell - Fuck The Government, I Love You

Just to make conversation I told you about a dream I had in which Jean Baudrillard was rapping with Public Enemy Shouting “don’t believe the hyperreal” with Flava Flav and Chuck D
And I said I think we might have a lot in common then, possibly
Because I’m also a musician and also a student of hip-hoposophy

Hmhb catnip for curmudgeonly middle class gen x then

That's good :)

Most Gama Bomb lyrics are good.

The entirety of their song "Jaws 4"
"MICHAEL CAINE"

"Kurt Russell"
You'll be Tango
(Kurt Russel)
I'll be Cash
(Kurt Russel)
Drinking cider
(Kurt Russel)
Smoking hash
(Kurt Russel)

SOAD Bounce chorus:

Jump! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Bounce! (Pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo)
Down! (Pogo, pogo, pogo) Up! (Pogo, pogo, pogo)
Jump! (Pogo) Bounce! (Pogo) Up! (Pogo) Down! (Pogo)

But I prefer Vicinity of Obscenity's

Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie

Dead Kennedys - I Like Short Songs

"Rick Wakeman, eat your heart out
Here we go!"

[Verse]
I like short songs
I like short songs
I like short songs

[Verse]
I like short songs
I like short songs
I like short songs

HMHB all day long.

"He's a man of constant sorrow, with a garage in constant use"

Punk's dead
Punk's dead
'Cause of you, punk's dead
And to think I believeda ll that shit that you said
Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say grave, but the fucker ain't dead

From the best album of the year by Soft Play, soft cunts more like.

Anthrax - Milk (Ode to Billy)

[Verse 1]
I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

[Chorus]
I want some milk
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk
I should've been told

[Bridge]
I wish I had some goddamn milk
My Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

TISM - Whatareya?

You're a yob or you're a wanker, take your fuckin' choice
So who is your favourite genius? James Hird or James Joyce?
You ever seen a live performance? Join the wanker club
You thought I meant tabletop dancing? Well, you're a yobbo, bub

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains.

It's like raaaaiiin, on your wedding day.

Tourniquet - Stereotaxic Atrocities

Pseudo scientist watches in fascination
As electrode-ridden monkey #32
Has his dignity completly destroyed
We need another $200,000 to find a scientific reason
Why cats land on their feet
Feline fuel for the incinerator

Jesus blood never failed me yet
Never failed me yet
Jesus blood
Never failed me yet
But I think (that) I’m falling
Falling down

She's my only true love
She's all that I think of
Look here in my wallet
That's her

She grew up on a farm there
There's a place on my arm
Where I've written
Her name next to mine

You see I just can't live without her
And I'm her only boy
And she grew up outside McHenry
In Johnsburg, Illinois

It's the writing the name on the arm bit that gets me with this one, every time!