"i actually have several bikes and many opinions on bikes, many of which are unfashionable or against the current zeitgeist, but not in the way you think. with this said, i would prefer it if you talked to me about anything other than bikes"
"there is a 50% chance i'm the soundest guy in the world, 30% my parents live in a 4 bed in the home counties and 20% chance i'm a qanon, antivaxxer who'll tell you to convert to some fringe extreme diet"
riser grav bike tells the world
"i actually have several bikes and many opinions on bikes, many of which are unfashionable or against the current zeitgeist, but not in the way you think. with this said, i would prefer it if you talked to me about anything other than bikes"
so could be perfect for you