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  • There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

    National Shite Day - HMHB

  • My friends won’t let me forget the time that Nigel Blackwell came for cyclists. To be fair, he did not miss:

    He got a Boardman bike on the Cycle To Work scheme,
    discovered he really enjoyed it.
    Started watching the Tour de France highlights on ITV4,
    worshipped at the altar of Wiggo and
    Froome-dog. Goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit...
    Get your hedge cut
    Get your fuckin' hedge cut
    Get your hedge cut
    Get you fuckin' hedge cut
    Stop analysing Strava
    And cut your hedge

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