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My friends won’t let me forget the time that Nigel Blackwell came for cyclists. To be fair, he did not miss:
He got a Boardman bike on the Cycle To Work scheme,
discovered he really enjoyed it.
Started watching the Tour de France highlights on ITV4,
worshipped at the altar of Wiggo and
Froome-dog. Goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit...
Get your hedge cut
Get your fuckin' hedge cut
Get your hedge cut
Get you fuckin' hedge cut
Stop analysing Strava
And cut your hedge
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
National Shite Day - HMHB