Overheard at the Guardian reading, Tofu eating, Yoghurt weaving, Vegan Deli Counter

Yep best to keeps ones eyes fixed to the floor or on the page of a good book.
It’s best policy to avoid any interaction with people you have not already been formally introduced to for fear of causing offence or being labeled a sexual predator.
No matter how innocent your ‘lovely day for it’ comment or smile was intended there is alway the potential for it to be taken as a threat against the person.

Overheard at the Guardian reading, Tofu eating, Yoghurt weaving, Vegan Deli Counter

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/jul/31/avoid-ingredients-you-dont-know-25-of-the-healthiest-ultra-processed-foods-you-can-buy

"here are some things Waitrose will sell you"

I saw that…most wrapped up in plastic

How do you know yoghurt person’s gender?

Or are you…

tall, blue linen shirt…?

Just got this to the wrong group

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A real life one, from a friend at the weekend:

It might just be me, but Waitrose delivery drivers are just better drivers

Of course they are. They only recruit people educated to degree level in road vehicle operations, ideally with an additional specialism in groceries handling. That’s why they get the best drivers in the industry who totally care that every artesanal spaghetto arrives unbroken among the 80 other orders they have to complete per shift.

I almost checked that it wasn't a sponsored advertorial.

Not even artisanal plastic or recycled plastic.

Our local bodega

when I got into tie dye for a couple of months.

Ha!

I like my sloe gin quite ginny and not too sweet.

most of it is in Ba-Wu

As in short for Baden Württemberg, the German state.

I’m intrigued how that’s Guardian, tofu, vegan… 😂

Wasn’t a rather notorious German leader vegetarian? Is about the only tenuous connection I can find.

Then there was the Neo nazi vegan cake shop in Camden if we are going to aspire to nearly God(win) status.

Wasn’t a rather notorious German leader vegetarian?

Yawn. No, he wasn't. Read up on it (if you're not just trying to shit-stir).

Their name and vegetarian into Google brings up many pages stating they were vegetarian but please educate me otherwise.

I eat plant based diet 4 or 5 days a week!

Ba-Wu sounded to me like a trendy hipster neighbourhood that would be just where Grauniad readers would head to the local cooperative for spelt loaves and keffir.

Ha!

head to the local cooperative for spelt loaves and keffir

I've just eaten finger millet & pearl millet muesli.

(Self nomination).