Musk is a cunt and Tesla are shit

I have a few email addresses. One of them is a common saying. I get so much random shit to it.

Someone even set up an IG account using it somehow, so I just took over their account :D

Unfortunately the political class in the UK are completely addicted to the platform.

Isit?

Throwanothershrimponthebabrie@gmail.com

I fucking hate shrimp, so no, but maybe I should get the email too.
It's more of a British saying.

Well you are british

Bloody aussie immigrant

Sadly the email address has already been taken.

It's more of a British saying.

gobacktowhereyoucamefrom@gammail.com

wellholdontothatoldchap@eastindia.com

bringthebiggestesky@hippymail.com.au

Well you are british

spits

I'm an Aussie with a (now fucking useless) British passport.

Sadly on trend everywhere it seems. I need to stop binge watching John Oliver eps

Get married, then you can get a Polish passport.

I'm not sure it's that easy. I think you have to live there for 3 years or something.

https://schengen.news/becoming-an-eu-citizen-by-marriage-how-long-does-it-take/

Krakow gets COLD man! :)

Check the rules in general, for france you can apply for citizenship once you've been married for 5 years whether you live in the country or not.

https://www.gov.pl/web/your-europe/entry-and-residence-rules

An EU citizen or a family member who is not an EU citizen who is a spouse of a Polish citizen acquires the right of permanent residence after three years of uninterrupted legal stay (in accordance with the conditions of the right to stay for period longer than 3 months) on the territory of the Republic of Poland.

But if you were in Poland, you could do fun stuff like this.

Better start swapping beer for vodka then if you don't just want 2 shit passports.

I can do the Race Around Poland without living in Poland though :)

A friend got an Irish passport the other day. What a prick. Very jealous.

3 more years and I can get a Spanish one.

There's nothing shit about the Aussie one. Gets me just as far as the Shittish one but also lets me stay in Oz. So when this place finally turns into 28 Days Later... byyeeeee bitches!

Well I've locked myself out of twitter after changing my password and Bitwarden not saving the new one so doesn't look like I'll be using it any time soon. Annoying because I want my data dump from the piece of shit

also lets me stay in Oz

WelL iF yOu DoNT LiKE iT HeRE wHy DoNt yOu GeT out!

I got that for the first 10 years, man. It's like water of a fat duck's back.

Ealing has had a Polish population since at least 1940-ish when the Polish Air Force was based at RAF Northolt. Ealing is virtually Polish sovereign territory.

Between us we will have Polish, U.K and in the near future Irish passports so both dual nationalities.
can’t wait to be European again.

#smugface