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  • Had a load of blood in my urine yesterday, and have been quailing at the prospect of going in for fingers up the bum and cameras down my todger again.

    This morning, I remembered that I had been eating beetroot at lunch.

  • Does that do it for you? I've eaten heaps of beetroot over the years and never had red piss until I tried those Beetz shots before races. Then it looked like I'd lost an internal organ.

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