Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

lol

Asking 8yo in the car what song he wants me to put on the stereo.

"Lesbian Vampires from Outer Space by Scary Bitches"

It was a banger.

Get some Leather Nun into the rotation - that'll liven it up a bit

Our 3yo knows most of the words to Boom Boom Boom and Wiggle Wiggle by the Outhere brothers. I don't think she quite knows the NSFW sections yet but she was adamant that I wasn't to remove them from her playlist.

She also takes great joy in shouting "Bugger off Dudley!" at my Mum's dog 🤣.

My son was only little , maybe 18 months to 2 years old, and was in the shopping trolley seat in our local Tesco in the days when they sold lots of stuff. I picked up a 250ml tin of tinted wood varnish and looked at the side of the tin as my son turned around quickly knocking it from my grip. It fell straight down to the floor beneath my feet then burst the lid off and ejaculated brown varnish up both trouser legs and then onto my feet. My little boy made me very proud when he exclaimed at the top of his little voice "Fuck sake!". He's 27 now and turned out well.

My little granddaughter is enjoying this one atm.

“Grandpops, take the S out of sub and the F out of way.”

Memes plz

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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."

Not to bothsides but it's technically 2 counts of manslaughter, not murder.

We had “fucken biscuits” out of the 3yo at one point.

Big lol.

Did she know the witch of the west would melt if she threw water on her? If yes, I’d say it was premeditated homicide.

The witch of the east, well, that was a tragic accident. It was well beyond Dorothy’s will and capacity to control for her house to be hit by a tornado, then be blown uncontrollably to a distant land, then land crushing an unsuspecting individual. At no point did she act negligently in danger of others, and if memory serves she actually returned to the house at risk of grave harm to herself in order to find and make safe her elderly relatives.

...pausing only to loot her unfortunate victim's shoes, while the sister was trying to retrieve them from her dying body, and then wear them as a trophy, despite the sister's understandable anguish and multiple requests for their return.

Strong "stealing phone from someone who has been run over" vibes from Dorothy

The Wizard of Oz has the same plot line as Apocalypse Now.

I agree she’s a thief. And a killer. But she shouldn’t be held responsible for the witch of the East’s death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hero_with_a_Thousand_Faces

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https://x.com/Bortvanhoutenn/status/1818397811593166946

Too funny 😂😂😂😂

Needs some clown horn noises when brick hits testicle

And a frying pan spang noise when the brick hits his head.

is it a meme?

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