Paris Olympics 2024

Not a fan, but she certainly has a set of pipes.

Practically mime free.
France. I am disappoint.

There was some suggestive white gloves but not a striped top in sight

Player 4 on the boat was Nadia Comaneci.

Everything up to the cool balloon cauldron was shit. Celine Dion isn’t even French.

Play this to restore your faith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka4MZzdScRI

Everything up to the cool balloon cauldron was shit. Celine Dion isn’t even French.

Sealion Dion isn't French
Snoop Dogg isn't French
Lady Gaga isn't French
Darude isn't French
John Lennon isn't French
The Smurfs aren't French
The 4 terrified boat people weren't French
Gala isn't French

Weird that France didn't want to major on French shit, weirder that the non-French shit they chose was just shit.

At least Gojira were there.

So to the sport…
Ganna to win the TT tomorrow with Tarling second.

Top LOLs on the opening ceremony comments. It was a weird do.

Does Paris have an official protest group as London did?

Tarling will take it. Hes welsh, he has to be good in tbe rain right?

Still can't get over how bad last night was, didn't realise what I thought was generic euro weirdness was actually French culture. Did enjoy the juxtaposition of robotic floating horse to old nag & the balloon was good.

Looking forward to the skateboarding and double disc action in a storm for the TT later.

Just hit me that the four terrified foreigners on a small boat was actually a tribute to Channel refugees. That was actually smart and humane and I feel bad for laughing at it.

The BBC cartoon set is very confusing

When do the celebrity interviews stop and the sports actually start?

Oh that’s right I can’t watch the interesting sports without subscribing to something https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cjk3vkpxz1po

Reading this back having not seen any of the ceremony... thanks for painting a pretty weird picture.

Plappy for gold in the TT

lol - jingoism clouding your judgement there. He'll be lucky to make the top five.

Grace Brown is by far Australia's best chance of a ITT medal today.

American diving duo are called Cook Bacon. Excellent.

And they raised the Olympic flag upside down…
It didn’t go well…

first gold of the games to people's republic of china in the 10m air rifle mixed duo.
the kit is incredible!

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Drama in the women's 3m diving as Australia blow the final dive, throwing away silver and moving uk in to the medals, cracking stuff

Yeah coz you lot never exhibit fanboi vibes for the Brits.

Anyway, there is no judgement. The only reason I even know he's riding is coz he's the only person on IG that's mentioned the Olympics. The only reason I even knew it was on was the missus spoke to her French boss yesterday.

Go Plappy