Driving down the motorway on holiday and my mind inevitably drifts to what we’ve forgotten to pack… in this case, a couple of kitchen knives. Sure it will be fine.
Well it’s not fine, it’s fucking torture. I hope the owner of this cottage is forced to cut carrots for eternity with this ‘knife’ and glass board. I need a lie down.
Driving down the motorway on holiday and my mind inevitably drifts to what we’ve forgotten to pack… in this case, a couple of kitchen knives. Sure it will be fine.
Well it’s not fine, it’s fucking torture. I hope the owner of this cottage is forced to cut carrots for eternity with this ‘knife’ and glass board. I need a lie down.