Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Same for eels in the Thames isn't it?

Say hello to my little fins.

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(clenched) Jaws.

#rep

A coked-up eel is about the most London aquatic creature I can imagine

What if a coke addict fish bred with an atomic fish? Dungeness power station used to be a good spot for catching the latter. Sea water would be pumped in to cool the reactor, them pumped out again, by which time it would be unnaturally warm, leading to enlargenment of many species. Fish and chips at the nearby pub would come on a massive oval plate which was nowhere near big enough.

This mutated progress is something to support (did chip order scale up to match)?

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Cyclotron3k is good busy as we say over here. The Robin Hood especially 👌

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The jira one touched a nerve.

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^ Why the long face, etc.

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KPMG

I read it with bobby fingers voice in my head

Since this came out my internal monologue has been voiced by Bobby Fingers

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I only listened to the intro on YT. Is it worth listening to? Assume it's not safe to listen to with a 4yo in the car?

kpmg

Maybe it's a dig at estate agents and they they meant the Welsh letting agent and Sotheby's Realty?

Assume it's not safe to listen to with a 4yo in the car?

Oh Jesus no - it's obscene, might not be for everyone but I found it hilarious, it's done in the style of a period bodice-ripper but with modern filthy talk

Lol - that part of the question was definitely tongue in cheek. I'll give it a go

Probably one for the mum and dads thread, but I think a key part of being a parent is teaching your kids how to swear properly, and starting them young is good.

100% agree. They have to have an outlet for frustration. Maybe not a c-bomb just yet though.

Currently she uses 'biscuits' from Bluey on the regular.

Ours also uses biscuits. Although yesterday when trying to get a balloon out of a box she said "I can't get the fucking balloon out" which I don't think I've heard on Bluey.