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  • The amount of dogshit about.
    I’m going to make signs

    I you are taking your dog out for poo
    Bring a bag or a knife and fork
    Because if you don’t pick it up
    I’m going to make you eat it.

  • My brother in law put a couple of small signs on cocktail sticks which said “human poo” into some dog shit on his road. The signs were removed but the poop remained.

  • My cycling mates had a ditty to warn people of this problem:
    From the arse
    To the grass
    On the tread
    Then yer head.

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