Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Haha!

Playmobil?

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More Play-dough than Playmobil.

Yes, it has 6 speed Shimano Tourney. Yes, it has cable-pull noname brakes. Yes, it's folding. Yes, it retails for 1700 Euro while being ugly as a sin. But what does it for me -- it's Ducati. THAT Ducati. You can go on their website and find it.
https://www.ducati.com/ww/en/news/ducati-and-mt-distribution-present-mg-20-the-first-folding-magnesium-e-bike-in-the-ducati-urban-e-mobility-line

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Damn, that's fucking sad.

Magnesium frame on a folding 20" ebike... FFS.

Such a pity they didn't have someone who likes bikes on the case. Should've been something like the Specialized Turbo.

They have nice e-bikes, I have no idea what kind of niche they're trying to fill with that folding abomination.
Also great name for e-road bike, Ducati.

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Hey, if On One can do the Pompino…!

Don't forget about Cove.

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I want to see one called Bukkake Drowning.

...I seem to recall that actually happened one time o_O

Pretty sure its a rebadge, seen them around under Blaupunkt brand.

Looks like everybody in the world searched for google images 'il pompino' and found that scene at the beach.. thx god i wasnt at work or with family

You know Google search results are tailored to your browsing history right?

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Have Pard featured in here before? I think they are peak Italian over designed under engineered bike. They have so many models and every single one is complete trash. They get worse the closer you look.

Front hub on the bottom one is wrong way around. Doubt there'll be any effect on performance (is it possible to make a Sturmey drum work any worse?!) but just why?

Same reason there’s a gear lever on the seat post.

It’s the @amey x Homer Simpson bike design collab

Why?

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For real ? In the french lfgss, we are plenty who had the +18/X rated results by typing pompino.. and i never search for porn in google images, we are not in the 90's !

With safesearch activated, i have the same results as you tough.

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Dear god...

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Straight to the functional bike thread...

The full suspension bicycle.

The Full Suspension of Disbelief Bicycle

Gotta pay that one

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