Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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Oddo in reply to @kjlem
Sometimes you are wondering what is going on in people's heads.

Some suggestions:
1. Can I make a bike that looks pre-crashed? Like ripped jeans but as a bike?
2. Can I artificially raise the stand-over height of my bike, so I can be sure to bash my nutsack in without altering the rest of the bike's geometry?
3. How can I fuck with the guy who is supposed to make a custom frame bag for my bike? Gosh, I hate that dude.

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mcJ78 in reply to @Oddo

Can I artificially raise the stand-over height of my bike, so I can be sure to bash my nutsack in without altering the rest of the bike's geometry?

I think the twin top tube with strategically positioned cross member is specifically designed to tear your nutsack clean off, but i'm splitting hairs here (so will that top tube though)

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