Loosing? Learn the English language, people!

five indigenous languages and countless dialects

There's an old linguist's joke (making a serious point) than a language is just a dialect with an army. "Hot Fuzz" was really the story of freedom fighters losing a valiant struggle against Grockle imperialism.

weird words

thickness of a carpet

see also: shag

You making fun of my lovely Norman Pile mixte ?

Wouldn’t dream of disrespecting your mixte Piles

Ah good, I suppository so 🙂

thickness of a carpet

see also: shag

I would but it's bad for my knees.

see also: shag

I wish.

I love a bit of birding.

Pets at home are not alone in this, I'm sure but announcing weights as kay gees, jesus christ!

Saw this erroneous apostrophe on a Café menu last week

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A Tesco shelf stacker this morning "It's the pain of my life"

I kinda like that

I was in the cheese aisle, it kind of grated ;)

If I was his manager I would have had him on toast for that.

E dam well knew what he was doing after I gave him a grilling.

I've just read something about tiktok on Reddit and the contributor was discussing "squashing rumours".

Yeah but what pacifically are you talking about

;)

:)

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But I only need two

Rep

I mean, ok, monocoque is a tricky word to spell so yes I am mostly posting this for the immature lols

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Great use of an apostrophe

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Feel I should post this too, which was keyed into the paint on a coach

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I read but then lost (sorry) an account of somebody gripping something tightly but losing their perches.

Braking news!

https://news.sky.com/story/labour-promises-to-take-the-breaks-off-britain-in-kings-speech-13179125

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Spotted in Broadstairs

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