I hate

I've used that at work.

I also just don't respond to any of those Hi messages.

I wait until just before I'm about to log off and reply 'Hi'

Should do, but sadly no. dunno stuck in this thing freaks me out otherwise

It's a doozy

wtaf are you on about

I do that with stuff I don't want to deal with. Put the ball in someone else's court and leave them no chance to respond.

"On annual leave until next month, please contact someone who gives a shit"

On a similar note, Teams messages saying 'can you call me'. Then when you call, no answer. You can see status, you call me!

Football cunts not people that like watching football but the
fooootbaaawl cuuuunts vindaloo vindaloo fuck off

Sweet Caroline has become the Football Chav anthem taking over from Chumbawumba.

So much performative nonsense around the football. Ross Kemp makes me hope that we lose (yes I know saying ‘I hope we lose’ is performative before anyone starts).

I don’t think any country is as quick to lose perspective as us.

Also - Avanti’s fucking shit WiFi. Don’t fucking bother advertising it if it doesn’t work.

I don’t think any country is as quick to lose perspective as us.

Is this performative too?

Have you visited other countries or spoken to them about football? I remember speaking to Argentinian and Brazilians in 2006. Absolute unequivocal and unshakeable belief in their teams.

Trying to make a travel insurance claim with Admiral (or basically anything related to insurance)

Fcking shitcunts

Only ever had to make one travel insurance claim, when my pregnant wife fell ill whilst we were away in Japan. Have to say it was quick and easy to get pretty much it all back, including hospital bills whilst we were there.

That was insureandgo however.

Also - Avanti’s fucking shit WiFi. Don’t fucking bother advertising it if it doesn’t work.

It was crap yesterday on my way back from Birmingham,but it did give me an excuse to have a nice nap.

Re: travel insurance

Stevo_com snr, for his 70th, we convinced him to go on a family holiday with my sister's family and mine. First holiday he'd been on in about 30 years. He's also in pretty advanced stages of MS. As a result of the shitty easyJet flight tiring him out (despite paying for all the extra assistance we could get), he had a fall on the second night and broke his pelvis. In Lanzarote. Insurance company, or to be exact the company that the insurance company farm the logistics out to, were fucking dogshit. Took two weeks to organise an air ambulance to fly him back to NI. I ended up staying on with him for the extra time when the "holiday" ended. Company ended up reneging on the verbal approval of a lot of various costs (like taxis to the hospital to visit him, and other stuff).

Lesson I learned is to double check who you will actually be dealing with if shit hits the fan, as it won't be the people you pay your money to. Also, make sure you have insurance as the quote I got for an air ambulance (which took me 5 minutes compared to the provider's 5 days) was £50k. I was at one point expecting to pay that as I did not have any faith in the company sorting it.

People. Mrs EB came across one of our neighbours last night at 11:30pm kicking and stomping on a fledgling Herring Gull then sticking the dead body in someone else's bin 😑

Isn't that illegal? Dob them in to plod..

Yeah it is. We've spoken to the SSPCA and they are contacting the Police Wildlife officer

Fucking lousy bastard. :(

The police have just been out. They aren’t going to do anything about it at all, which, is not surprising to me.
But we know who did it. And he knows we know because we posted about it on the neighbourhood Faceache page. Including a photo of the bird in the bin.

Mrs EB overheard him talking about it today with the neighbours over the street, pretending he didn’t do it, and saying he didn't care, and making fun of us that do care. His actual words were 'they'll be having a fucking funeral for it next'

Hard to believe there are such complete assholes living in our neighbourhood but there you go.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c727d4jjpr5o

I saw this video and now hoping for a Spain win

Fucking hell. That's grim. Disappointing but not surprising the police aren't interested.

You can click the big A button and it transforms into a more useable format where return is return not send

Day ruined. Thanks

Oh, ace, Ta!