Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Tory

I work with businesses ranging from couple of million turnover to billions

Based in Winchester but work in Camden

Is that Rishi's new commute?

I remember some American client trying to convince me how the American banking system was so much superior to the rest of the world.

Two in four. I'm hitting the heights here.

You'll be on the committee at this rate.

Best draining rack is the staff

✅

just multi-multi-millionaires are ok.

a friend in the HoL

Self referral

I've been to meetings in the Houses of Parliament twice before

Nothing fancy, just a normal meeting of the Professional Membership body that I belong to and an MP

Gold dust, innit?

use of the pavilion, cheap bar, members seating

I still can't get my head around people of colour

Hilarious misquote for comedic GC effect, but it feels like you are getting pretty close to the line there.

I'd hope that the person you are quoting is OK with it?

you are getting pretty

so relieved I got a D-Max.

I've had to play the company car/tax write off game in the last year.

my parts bin has ... Grx di2 rear, ulegra di2 front ... xt di2 shifters

. shit attempt at selective quoting didn't work

I used it at the golf course

Naive paternalism is also quite golf club.

Shush now. It's bed time.

I'm disappointed you didn't just quote me in the Tofu thread.

I have never regretted having two ovens.