Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

It was a message to my own father

Is he on this forum?

It was a reply to the meme not you personally. Blimey
Gonna drop it now? Please?

to my own father, to stop voting or think of his sprogs future

If we take it as read that he has met you and isn't an idiot, he is thinking about your future when he votes. In that case, there are two possibilities - that he wants the best for you and, per the non-Twain aphorism, you are yet to grow old enough to appreciate the wisdom of his choices, or the second, and on the evidence of your posts here, more likely explanation - that he too thinks you're a whining little shit and he wants to fuck up your life.

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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Tory

https://x.com/politicsjoe_uk/status/1809166713180561834?s=61&t=B5PsHMFKGNZzt6Z5g-D2mg

Amusing how?

Great stuff.

Saw this on the tube:

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All that effort and they’ve placed expansion on the second line. Nice sentiment though.

Don't you know that spelling mistakes cost lives?

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First thing I noticed too, I guess decent copy editors are thin on the ground.

poor attempt at a haiku?

To me (who admittedly may have the reading ability of a four year old) Barclays are doing three bad things: fossil fuels, expansion, Israeli arms, not fossil fuel expansion and Israeli arms.

Not to mention being the ‘Bank of Apartheid’.

Would rather bank with the Bank of Apartheid, than the Bank of
Apartheid

There is also a redundant apostrophe on Barclays. At least according to their style guide.

https://www.instagram.com/spellingmistakescostlives?igsh=MXY4cHJoN3JhZTM5YQ==

^ Fash & the Gammon.

Cunt & the gang, but that's already taken

Führan führan.

Nige's colossal fuckwits.

Keep them off the Beach, boys.

Blue (passports)