General Election 2024

And Therese Coffey can now go full time as a Kenneth Clarke body double.

Me too. Just up. Mordaunt has spent the last six months grimacing at every word Sunak uttered during PMQs. She should have listened to her internal monologue and quit/defected

James 'shit' Cracknell has lost Colchester.

Falange wins Clacton
Galloway loses Rochdale which is a bonus

Streeting only won by 528 votes.

Which is the better coverage? Channel 4 or BBC? Why am I not seeing Tory cunts crying live?

Looking at who holding on the for the Tory’s there going to lurching even further right

Hunt. Here we go.

Wait. Sunk! Here we fucking go....

Boooooo. WAFC

Johnny Mercer can fuck off, along with his wife

Can only see the Tory party going further right after this.

Probably time for bed now, nursery drop off in three hours ...

Falange

Shouldn't that be Farrago?

And when they get there carry on fucking off

Also good!

just convinced my flatmates to change over from c4’s nonsense coverage to itv, i feel like asking what’s happened. Will catch up via this thread

Long term Tory waste of space Peter Bottomley finally loses Worthing West.

Joanna Cherry's gone the tranaphobic piece of shit

Yeah I’m sacking off c4, Kuenssberg looks shellshocked on the BBC,

JRM gone. Lovely.

Mogg has gone! Howay!

Woop! That's massive

So pleased!

ashworth, debbonaire and cherry all gone. at least there’s some good news

What about drinking all night?

Back to the 70s?