General Election 2024

Sunak will bin himself off in the morning apparently.

Great that the BBC is presenting reform as the winner of the election.

She is attempting to make redress for a decade's worth of toadying towards inept Tory administrations.

Campbell v Dorries is kicking off on C4.

She put her phone down for a minute then? I turned off.

Really enjoying the banter between Alastair and Nadine, highlight so far

Early results showing >27% voted for Reform. Fuck me.

Laughable that the Reform guy on the BBC is saying that his party/company is a new one. Conveniently forgetting their NF/UKIP/Brexit racist heritage.

Laura desperate for her next gig.

Yep she'll be on GBNews for the Autumn schedule.

Doesn’t matter. They might as well have voted for me.

Robert Buckland loses Swindon South.
Was he on the bingo sheet?

He seems genuinely magnanimous in defeat.

He has a lot to apologise for. The brexit vote caused Honda to quit the UK and shut down their Swindon plant.

Or you could argue that at the next election they’ll hoover up the disillusioned and get a larger share of the vote. FPTP so far doing its thing but on PR it could easily have been a REFCON coalition.

A surprising number of former politicians seem to turn from mendacious arseholes into reasonable people once they leave politics. Maybe he's just going through this process very quickly.

Just saying what I see.

Let's have massive outings to Reform constituencies and challenge the gammons to a fight. Like football hooligans but for a good cause. Gammon-bashing. Or we could be less violent and throw milkshakes.

Can anyone watching BBC Scotland coverage explain why the hell is everyone saying “Alpa” when they mean Alba?

It’s been more than just one person. I think even someone from the party did it.

It doesn't look like these results are going to encourage labour to consider electoral reform.

One of the best names in politics Thangnam Debbonaire looking like she'll lose her seat to the Greens in Brizzle Zentral.

Sucks to be Labour and losing your seat tonight. Have we had this yet? I'm finding it better for keeping track of what I really want to know than the Beeb
https://portillogeddon.com/

First Nazi elected, shame on this bloody nation.

Hardly unexpected that one, it's an incumbent hold.

Tory Nazi showing true colours.

Where will be annexed as was ashfield in the past....