General Election 2024

Anything exciting happening in your constituency?

Turnout looks high. Just entered a Reform enclave, it was very spitey

Nothing particularly if you exclude hopefully the conservative incumbent Kelly tollhurst being handed her arse in the count.

I know this, but I still don’t really care about anyone who relates to Farage.

I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.

Repost.. removed, still it was funny..

my to polling station was very quiet this morning.

Unfortunately the idiots won a referendum. It's still amazing that they were ever given the opportunity to fuck the country. But they loved doing it. And the twat who gave them their chance is a Lord and our Foreign Secretary. For a few more hours.

Was Stuck behind a 321 bus that still had "Polling Day is May 2nd" poster on the back from the local election

I know.

Rather churlishly, I maximised my pension contributions and I rinse Cycle 2 Work every year - put as little into the coffers as possible until things change.

Alarm set for 4am.

Got AF beer, snacks and a new Lego to build whilst I drink to the live views of Tory tears. Hoping to see Rishi lose his seat. 🤞🏻

Overheard some gammony type spouting off about how great farage was and trump so much better than Biden. In regents park this pm. They walk among us.

About to get home after all day drinking. House is full of young politics journo kids settling in for the night. They excite me more than anything - the future could be better than the last 14 years. Will stay up for a bit with them to hopefully see their portillo moment.
Or see the exit poll and fall asleep..

Right my evening of door knocking is over. Now in front of the TV waiting for the election progs to start. I wanted to watch C4 but they've got Dorries on...

One chap on the car forum is predicting that it’s going to be a referendum level shocker as everyone he’s spoken to has voted Reform. Lots of far right types in the Lakes it appears.

Fucking. Hell.

Chris Grayling on the honours list.

Fuck off you fucking cunts.

Not amused at having his walk interrupted..

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As an aside from the fuck the Tories chat, which I am enjoying, let me regale you with a tale of voting tomfoolery.

Our neighbour went to vote this morning, no trouble. His son went to the polling station a couple hours ago, only to be turned away at the desk as his name had already been crossed off, obviously in error from when his dad went earlier.
He called his dad who walked down to try and sort it out. Son was not allowed in as he had already been crossed through. Father was not allowed in even though not crossed though, because they recognised him [small town]. So the son has been denied his right to vote.
We await updates from them!

Reform

Imagine the milkshake opportunities if they get a dozen seats. Imagine their MPs having their entire lives trawled for prejudiced remarks. It's going to be mad. Some of them will quit.

100% this

Sudden desire for an egg sandwich. I don't know what to read into this.

Right, enough of this shit - GIVE ME EXIT POLLS, DAMN YOU!

Here we go!

glass charged

Exit poll doesn't suggest the Tory extinction event I'd hoped for, but I'll take it.

131 for the tories is disappointingly high. Fingers crossed it’s lower

Boo. Tories over 100 seats