Epic WTF

Since this has derailed I’m listing two favourites of mine, I’m sure the Cornershop one is familiar to many here. Don’t have kids but have shared both with some appreciative fams. No link for the GLS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN7gdw38x-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyRsiU9dc_Q

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The number of kids I see in cars without seatbelts on. Often sitting on adult’s laps, but recently I’ve seen 2 convertibles with kids standing up on the back seats. Utterly reckless stupidity

Fucking madness when l see this, most recent was a toddler fucking about in the passenger seat footwell whilst it's mother drove around a bit too fast occasionally checking her phone.

I once saw a woman driving round New Cross gyratory with two big dogs on her lap.
She was taking pieces of packet ham and dangling them out of her mouth for the dogs to eat... While driving

There’s a rather eccentric gardener round our way who drives a funny little van, who I once saw brushing his teeth while driving. Full foamy mouth and all. Probably barefoot

I saw someone recently driving down Graham road in dalston while doing her makeup in the rear view mirror. she was very rarely glancing through the windscreen. she was driving weirdly close to the car in front as well. probably did have shoes on though.

Saw a guy driving down the high street in Kentish town eating cereal, bowl in one hand, spoon in the other.

I saw a dude driving a van down the Greenwich foot tunnel whilst sucking off three dogs and pushing a fridge up some stairs using only his tongue.

Oh Hai! Give us a shout next time!

I once saw a chap doing lines off an iPad, in a convertible Audi sat in traffic by the kickyball stadium. So pretty standard really.

Michael Gove?

I also saw a geezer playing Pokémon Go while huffing a nitrous balloon driving a white van at 30mph through Brockley... no lie.

Two guys in a Jag on the M1 with a full size hookah pipe up front, both taking hits, windows up

One of the richest people on the planet spent 40 billion dollars on a social media platform to turn into a right wing propaganda site and a platform where he can behave like a 10 year old.

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Gold coloured Jag, one bald guy one with curly hair?

You have curly hair?

Booking eurotunnel for August and was asked the following question about pets...

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How many ferrets do people bring on the crossing for you to need that as your only additional option on top of cats and dogs???

Maybe the Web master is a Pratchett devotee?

Ha - that's probably more likely than an extreme volume of international ferret travellers.

To be fair, I'd want to know who to talk to if there were ferrets running amok beneath the sea.

French company profiling us Brits.
Someone in their IT department has probably seen an excerpt of Jack Hargreaves interviewing a 'yokel' who claimed to keep ferrets down his voluminous trousers.

Maybe when someone books a Calais to Folkestone booking its:

• Dogs
  
• Cats
  
• Fromage
  

I can imagine some French people travelling to post-Brexit UK with emotional support cheese boards.