Pro-cycling thread

thats my fav kind!

Don’t slander a great man just make a point.

Just had a kid, no chance.

Jayco clearly don't have the pull with Scicon to tell them to fuck off into the sun so they get the sunnies with a nose cone

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Why does he have his helmet on backwards…?

So is this 5km rule going to make any difference?

Wow! Just seen them side on too. Even worse

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Big medieval plague doctor vibe

Not watched any of the stage, but quickly checked the site and average speed seems very slow. Everybody just done in by the first two stages? Doing their best to give Sir Cav of Great Britain a shot?

That is a disgusting feature! Someone should be fired (i.e shot) for authorising this.

Jensie says it is the calmest start to a TDF stage he's seen in 20 years.

Riders reminding ASO who make races exciting.

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Doomed break to get away after the sprint surely, else contender for the dullest stage ever (unless Are Sir Cav does the business Obvs)?

Scicon glasses are strong.

The Cybertruck of glasses.

Did not need Kirby G-unit-ing

Quite possibly but 230km with this profile doesn’t seem to encourage the riders to push hard early doors especially after the first two days

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Did not need Kirby G-unit-ing

AWFUL

Plaisance is funny

Almost 2pm, I’m switching over to the sanity of ITV4 with Ned and David.

I'd have thought some of the smaller teams sponsors would want a bit more TV time dangling off the front in a no hope effort....

I'm not sure I'd want to uselessly dangle before 4th day Colombiere with pog and viggo both horny as hell

As a native of the very city, I find it very funny...! 😂

Loved watching it on the telly (newborn baby = unable to go), up until the point Kirby went all noble savage on me and classed it as a "settlement". Cheers Carlton.

Matty O’Sombrero has got to be the best Irish Mexican rider ever to have graced the pro-peloton.