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You'll be pleased to hear that we had a canvasser trying to sneak a leaflet through the door without being noticed, which is a fool's errand when you have a dickhead of a dog like ours.
He got a long list of reasons as to why no-one should be voting for his shower of wankers, which I think covered most, if not all, of your list.
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austerity, partygate, Truss's budget, shit in the rivers, voter suppression, Windrush, infected blood, Post Office, VIP PPE lanes & Mone, Rwanda, Brexit and the general neglect of the social and physical infrastructure of the UK
Although recommending they go forth and multiply and take their litter with them will come a close second.
I'm a bit gutted the tories haven't turned up on my doorstep. I've been looking forward to giving them a bit of advice about austerity, partygate, Truss's budget, shit in the rivers, voter suppression, Windrush, infected blood, Post Office, VIP PPE lanes & Mone, Rwanda, Brexit and the general neglect of the social and physical infrastructure of the UK.
I've quite the rant ready for them.