Monkey Tennis

Terrifying
And it’s sequel?

Reach For The Star Chamber
Audition for the HoC Standards Community Chair to find the best cross examiner to pull apart last week’s contestants

Oof

Sorry, keep it light.
Dick in sun's real deal.

A look into the increased prevalence of melanoma in the naturist community.

Dick and Dom in da bungalow.

Dominic Cummings and Boris Johnson fight it out to put an end to this storey.

Lol single storey
See what you did there

Outback Oyster Hunters
Teams from local pubs compete to get Gordon Ramsey’s guests tasty teatime treats from ‘foraged’ prairie ingredients

Celebs and professional dancers compete on a dancefloor covered in ejaculate

Strictly Cum Dancing

Embedded version doesn't respect start time - skip to 4:10

https://youtu.be/plggNEhivNA?t=253

I feel like this qualifies.

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hahahahaha what

A Midsommar Nights Dream

Theseus and Hippolyta are getting married, if only they can get away from a Swedish commune!

Sumer Is A-cumen dancIng, Morris dancing competition set on Summer Isle

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I apologise if this is deemed "too soon".
Homes Under The Hamas.

Who's Sue?

Contestants have to determine which minor celebrity is wearing a hyper realistic mask of Sue Perkins.

Super Kins.

Sue Perkins delves into the lives of incestuous families.

The following have been running round my head since I was exposed to far too much CBeebies over lockdown, and the Christmas malaise has finally pushed me over the edge. Apologies in advance for:

Sarah and Cuck: A fly-on-the-wall documentary following the adventures of sexually adventurous Sarah and her long-suffering husband as they take their first steps in the world of hotwifing

Big Cock Little Cock: A weekly talkshow fronted by Kirsty Wark, in which two pundits on opposite ends of the endowment spectrum debate topical questions. Kirsty probes as to how their natural gifts (or lack thereof) have impacted their views

Bigot Town: A roving reporter collects vox pops on societal issues from the patrons of flat-rooved pubs. Maintains the theme tune and narration from Biggleton

Chuggington: Returns to said flat-rooved pubs five minutes before chucking out time to cover the downing of final pints, a scrap in the car park, and someone getting fingered by the bins

God Squad: Sitcom following a hapless bunch of evangelicals as they get into hilarious scrapes trying to save souls in the social media age.

Whore Patrol: Docu-drama covering the history of the Met's now defunct Clubs and Vice unit. They'll be there on the double...

Old Jack's Scrote: A self-explanatory short on the effects of aging on the male anatomy

"Ryan Gigs"

Documentary series following the Welsh ex footballer as he goes on the road with his newly formed rock band.

Is Ned “on here”?

https://x.com/nedboulting/status/1795199326014103678

Yes, Geoff!

TV show following a guy called Geoff, with a dream to become a chef.

Second series, Geoff is a child.

Wee, Geoff!

That was a lot funnier in your head.

Probably

Little Geoff would have worked better