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  • Someone behind me in the office just loudly exclaimed, '6 months to Christmas' in a tone of genuine excitement.

  • Monday morning punishment for them:
    Packing tape them to their chair in the stairwell, shove 'cans' on their ears playing Poundshop style Crimbo cover versions and force-feed them mince pies (preferably iced variety, cos their gross).
    Leave them til Friday.

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