Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

£15k?

a month's wages on my wrist

Massive wank brag.

putting my x next to a Conservative candidate

A classic of the genre. Truly masterful decontextualisation.

Friend of mine is a policeman

I removed all of the surface marks with t-cut and bought his wife

#rep

What Mercedes do you have?

:)

those french soaps do look very appealing

im generally working with C level people

prep schools are 9k a year ish so on the border of affordability

Standard public school

G'wan Rory!

The school we were looking at sent an email saying that they would offer a discount for fees paid upfront.

a month's wages on my wrist

Massive wank brag.

... was it?

Depends, was it one of these?

Alas, it wasn't.

was it?

Probably watch bullshit, but I was trying to imply that a month's wages was spent on masturbatory aides or pornography on the wrist, as in having one "off the wrist". I suppose it could be that and a watch if that's your thing.

The take away for me was the fact it was one person talking about another’s watch. Like “oof that’s a bit expensive for me” - one man’s disposable income is another man’s fortune, I guess!

It could have been a clever play on words though.

Is a masturbatory aide a political aide with benefits?

Dominic Cumming?

Yes, Dominic Cumming.

As featured in the Ladybird Book of Tough Wanks.

I don't come here for context.

I come to mock people to make me feel better about my life.