• I just want to switch my fucking lights on when I want them switched on. And my wipers to wipe when I tell them to, not when they feel like it.

    I had a hire car once that auto-braked on me, I nearly went through the fucking windscreen. I thought the suspension had failed.

    I'm clearly in a minority of one on this thread though :)

  • When there's nobody to signal to when you want to drive past something that involves crossing a white line; and the fucking car fights you to stay in your lane. Cunts.

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