General Election 2024

Conspiracy milkshake? Hopefully it'll lead to many actual ones.

I'm gonna milkshake him and tell people he told me to do it.

Kenneth Clarke? Kenneth 'Chair of British American Tobacco' Clarke?

Just because he can see the folly of brexit doesn't mean he is forgiven for being a Tory.

I mean he’s been found out again and again but just doesn’t go away. He’s like a bad smell that can just print moeny

Emily Hewertson has denied being the thrower. Would be a strange denial if the arrest is true so I assume she’s telling the truth.

He’s already making it a bit on Twitter

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Rally grifter

Bravo

Can someone find out Rory Stewart's opinion on the thrown milkshake.

Dear god the forum would destroy her for accepting it.

Life peerage for that young lady

Give her Michelle Mone's seat. Someone start a petition.

Oh really? I know nothing about him. But comes across as alright on the podcast

Twitter thinks that this milkshake carry on was a plant and she work for reform. He’ll have no fury like cunts on Twitter 😂

Survation poll predicts a majority of 324 for Labour, with the Tories winning 71 seats.

https://www.survation.com/survation-mrp-labour-set-for-record-breaking-majority/

Stop. It’s too much. I can’t get my hopes up.

Any other leader....

What's the absolute worst thing Rishi could do in the debate? I feel like there is a non- zero chance he will do it.

1. Mention Jimmy Saville
   

Shit on the stage

From that survation poll

While Reform does not currently lead any other parties in terms of any single constituency vote share, the model estimates that they have a one in four chance of winning Gainsborough and North West Norfolk, and a one in five chance of winning Clacton. While these estimates do not take into account Farage’s candidacy in Clacton, our constituency poll conducted in January showed that if he stood in the election, he would overtake the Conservative candidate Giles Watling by 10%.

Fucks sake, I’ve got the fury within 5 minutes of the start of the leaders debate (and Sunak has got “clear plan” and “bold action” in at least twice each already).

This is fucking awful.

Rishi milking furlough

Can someone reboot Sunak, he's stuck in an infinite loop.

He’s desperate to get that list on the highlights he knows will make the news tomorrow am. That’s all he’s got.