Epic fail

I think it's more about intimidating civilians

They got hair like Guile under there.

niki minaj arrested for trying to smuggle drugs from holland to the uk. gets let off but has to cancel gig.

Minaj was arrested on suspicion of exporting soft drugs before being fined and allowed to continue her journey,

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmll9nwz3wlo

haha, expensive bit of fail. surely she has some contacts somewhere in the uk !

Proper packing for mailing a bike - a bit of Saran Wrap is enough.

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“They took my luggage without my consent”. Yeah that happens at airports and customs.

Didn't know that Niki Minaj was a sovereign citizen.

A friend from primary school got a conviction recorded from relations he had with his stepsister when he was 16 & she 14.

Oh and a friend’s (now ex-) fiancé went down for knobbing his students. Jazz guy / music teacher, liked 16-17 year olds.

FiL has some bad stories from Loughborough in the 60s. There was a local nonce and a nonce ish teacher. Everyone knew. Taboo to speak of it. Horrible.

Could be fail, could be wtf
Suspended driver joins court hearing on video call... while driving
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c133x22kzrpo

Haha beaten to it. Staggering.

That's incredible, seeing the judge's brain melt in disbelief is brilliant.

Could be a set up, as no one is that stupid.

Drivers are, he said "Pulling in my doctors'" like that doesn't count. Daft prick.

Seems to be real. Wash Post and New York Times have covered it.

Could be fail, could be wtf

Both are good. Mind you, the judge even said "WTF", essentially. "I don't even know why he would do that" is the politest WTF ever, but the judge's face says it all.

Ok I can't believe anyone is that stupid/entitled.

Bail revoked means jail on remand. Presumably he's there now. If he's convicted of the offence he was bailed for the video call to the judge would be proof of his second offence, which can get a sentence of one year. If Michigan prisons are like the Miami one which Louis Theroux went to, being on remand means sharing a cell with a dozen prisoners who couldn't get bail. The first item on the agenda is a fight to see whether you're going to be someone's bitch.

Damn, I'd love to be some ones bitch but I am crap at fighting.

He got bail again! Must have been expensive. "Jail records show that Mr. Harris was booked into the Washtenaw County Jail that evening, May 15. He was eventually released on bond. A hearing in the case is scheduled for June 5" https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/us/driving-zoom-court-suspended-license.html

I hope this doesn't give Katie Price any ideas 🤞

It’s real. That judge is in a lot of online court videos.

Took me a while, Oliver would see it at once.

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He'll be hopping mad at that.

is he turning 40 and his colleagues did this mock magazine to take the piss?

Hopspital sounds like an old insult.

What am I missing?
Passport sticker?